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*On airplane, voice comes over intercom* Helllllooooo travelers! Thank you for fast(a) Highline! naught take a leaks you high like Highline! ;) *yelling in emphasise* (No language! Infidel!) Ahem excuse me folks, it come places we puddle a check terrorists flying with us today. Theyre trying to take over the cockpit, only everything is A-OK. We may experience some turbulence before arriving in your sunny destination of- Oh, wellspring it seems that theyre rer let oning us only if Im reliable theyll be taking us to a excellent place, they seem like swell guys. (*indistinct yelling*) Oh wow, well they urgency your money folks. Im sure its for a top passing generosity though. (NOW!) Oh these guys are so funny. So if everyone would calmly get your money from your carry ons a flight successive go forth be there shortly to collect it and well be dropping it reach the plane for one of their associates to get. (Whispers) What? Thats silly of you to ask. What? Stop inge minate everything I say into the mic? ....Ohhh, I get it. Well folks, Im gonna have a curt chitchat with the terrorists but take this quantify to out wonderful selection of snacks and beverages. A flight attendant wil- (SHUT UP! I KEEL YOU!) *mic goes off* *Voice from SpongeBob* 20 proceedings later... Well folks- (Nonono! Gimme!

) *takes* We call for your snacks, for we are a little hungry, and if you dont we walk you. Oh-Kayy next, we weel be crashing. You all go to smitherines, boom, boom, you endure? Suddenly, rescuer comes pour stamp out from the sky shredding on guitar with sunglasses, headbangin and rockin the hell outta tho se impudent sandals. You know, the ones tha! t just came out? Real nice. Ahem, but back to the story...Jesus rains down a splendid melody of pure righteousness and it brought the terrorists to their knees in tears. We see now, no virgins when we go boom, boom. Still want snacks. yea I aphorism you kid in C4, I know you got dee good stuffs. I seen you munching on it. Cookies? THEY WILL BE exploit! INFIDEL! *Jesus now also standing in the cock pit...If you want to get a full essay, prepare it on our website: BestEssayCheap.com

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